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🎁 The holiday gift they didn't know they needed

Your pet has a personality.
Now they have a book.

Tell us about your furry (or scaly, or feathery) overlord. We'll turn their habits, quirks, and questionable life choices into a one-of-a-kind colouring book.

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Illustrated pet character in colouring book style

"I have a very specific energy and this book gets it."

— Biscuit, Golden Retriever

A peek inside

Every page tells their story. In their own words.

Custom illustrations. Sassy captions. Zero filter. Just like them.

"You hid it. How adorable."

"Try to keep up. This is embarrassing."

"I read the room. You're welcome."

🐾"I didn't ask for this but I deserve it." — Biscuit, Golden Retriever🐾"Finally, a book that captures my essence." — Chairman Meow, Persian Cat🐾"I've been saying I'm misunderstood for years. This proves it." — Señor Fluffington, Rabbit🐾"My human cried. I did not comfort them. 10/10." — Duchess, French Bulldog🐾"The taglines are accurate. I am not sorry." — Noodle, Dachshund🐾"I knocked the book off the table. It was a compliment." — Professor Whiskers, Tabby Cat🐾"They captured my 'judging you from across the room' look perfectly." — Archie, Border Collie🐾"I have never been more seen in my entire life." — Mango, Cockatiel🐾"I didn't ask for this but I deserve it." — Biscuit, Golden Retriever🐾"Finally, a book that captures my essence." — Chairman Meow, Persian Cat🐾"I've been saying I'm misunderstood for years. This proves it." — Señor Fluffington, Rabbit🐾"My human cried. I did not comfort them. 10/10." — Duchess, French Bulldog🐾"The taglines are accurate. I am not sorry." — Noodle, Dachshund🐾"I knocked the book off the table. It was a compliment." — Professor Whiskers, Tabby Cat🐾"They captured my 'judging you from across the room' look perfectly." — Archie, Border Collie🐾"I have never been more seen in my entire life." — Mango, Cockatiel

How the magic happens

Tell us about your pet

Answer a few questions about their personality, habits, and deeply held opinions on furniture.

Yes, 'sleeps 18 hours a day' counts as a personality trait.

We build the book

Our illustrators craft custom colouring pages with sassy taglines tailored to your pet's unique energy.

Each page is basically a portrait session they didn't agree to.

They become famous

Download your digital book instantly or get a printed copy shipped to your door — perfect for gifting.

Finally, the recognition they've always felt they deserved.

Take the quiz

Does your cat knock things off tables...

on purpose?

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The perfect gift. Especially for yourself.

Because you've been very good this year and your pet agrees. (They told us.)

Digital Bundle

Instant download. 20+ custom colouring pages, sassy taglines included. Print at home or colour on your tablet.

✓Instant download
✓20+ custom pages
✓Printable PDF
✓Tablet-friendly

From $24.99Give This Gift 🎁

🎁 Holiday Favourite

Print + Digital Bundle

Everything in digital, PLUS a beautifully printed, spiral-bound colouring book shipped right to your door.

✓Spiral-bound print
✓Instant digital download
✓Gift-ready packaging
✓Ships in 5–7 days

From $44.99Give This Gift 🎁

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Your pet is waiting for their close-up.

Order before December 18th and your printed book arrives in time for the holidays. Digital downloads are instant — no waiting, no wrapping, no excuses.

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Your pet has a personality.Now they have a book.